Saturday, August 14, 2004

Marineland Sucks

For those of you who have seen the Marineland commercials, don't believe them. They are marketing geniuses. Basically, everything you see on the commercials is all that there is. It hasn't changed much since I went there when I was 12 (that's 21 years ago, for those counting).

They pimp out their animals to the guests. You can buy food and feed bears, deer, killer whales (I'm not kidding), and Beluga whales. There must be twenty bears in their exhibit, and they're all begging for food. It's really sad.

The rides need some work. You know a ride is not good when your 4-year old tells you "that was lame." But the SkyScreamer was very good, and almost worth the 2 1/2 hour drive to Niagara Falls. Arthur wouldn't take us to actually see the Falls, though. Pity. Frankie and Benjy haven't seen them. Maybe next time.


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