Love Lost
Compared to other Canadians, I'm not the biggest hockey fan going. But, I've loved Mark Messier for quite a while, in much the same way as I love Owen.
In fact, I had briefly considered marrying Mark, but decided not to for a few reasons:
- He's never met me.
- He's never proposed.
- I worried that his insurance premiums would be outrageous because hockey is something of a violent and risky sport, and also because his LDL cholesterol readings must be through the roof, what with all the Lay's potato chips he consumes.
- I was already married to Arthur.
I know. I know. I should have looked past these things. It broke my heart to make the decision.
posted by Trillian @ 9:36 AM
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2 Comments:
Sometimes you just have to draw the line on this relationship stuff. I can see overlooking 1, 2, and 4, but that high cholesterol IS a concern. Even a dealbreaker, I'd say.
On the other hand, you could have wound up a young, wealthy widow ...
He also eats way too many potato chips.
Then again, I suppose that's OK when you play hockey for a living.
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