Trophy Wife locates missing corks

I should admit to you all that the wine corks are back, along with the vase. Arthur pointed them out to me, sitting on the book shelf nice as you please later that night. I don't know if the wine impaired my ability to see them, of if "someone" put them back on the shelf in a stealthy manner. I have no way to ever know, although I suspect the former.

I shall think hard about the wine cork pictureframe/message center idea that Steve, AKA Martha Stewart pitched.