Thursday, August 05, 2004

Saturday's Pig Roast Tally

  • Pig: $150.00
  • Spit: Borrowed
  • Wood: Free
  • Stuffing: $9.95
  • Baste: $20.00
  • Dragging the ripe carcass to the curb on garbage day: Priceless

Hauling that bag of 5-day old stinking pig carcass to the curb was an entirely new low for me. Phew! I have new respect for non-swine eaters.

3 Comments:

At 11:07 PM, Blogger Diva said...

LOL - I'll bet the neighbors loved that.

 
At 8:39 AM, Blogger Trillian said...

Oh yes! The sweet smell of rotting swine.

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger Carmi said...

Very funny! There's something to be said for a pigless existence:

- No trichinosis worries.
- Custom-made Egg McMuffins, every time you order.
- No hypocritical fawning over Porky Pig and Piglet
- Your Rabbi/Imam/Non-swine-eating clergy won't think you're a heathen.

And the number one benefit:

- You're the centre of attention at parties.

 

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