Saturday's Pig Roast Tally
- Pig: $150.00
- Spit: Borrowed
- Wood: Free
- Stuffing: $9.95
- Baste: $20.00
- Dragging the ripe carcass to the curb on garbage day: Priceless
Hauling that bag of 5-day old stinking pig carcass to the curb was an entirely new low for me. Phew! I have new respect for non-swine eaters.
posted by Trillian @ 10:03 AM
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3 Comments:
LOL - I'll bet the neighbors loved that.
Oh yes! The sweet smell of rotting swine.
Very funny! There's something to be said for a pigless existence:
- No trichinosis worries.
- Custom-made Egg McMuffins, every time you order.
- No hypocritical fawning over Porky Pig and Piglet
- Your Rabbi/Imam/Non-swine-eating clergy won't think you're a heathen.
And the number one benefit:
- You're the centre of attention at parties.
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